Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Well, that was certainly unusual...

For today's dose of bizarreness, I present:

Christian side hug.

I think I can safely say it's the weirdest, most insane, most surreal, most "are they serious? They can't be serious? Can they? Is it mocking? I can't tell! I think... my goodness, I think it actually is serious!" thing I've ever seen on teh intermawebs.

8 comments:

kris said...

why were they all shot at the end?

i mean i get that they'r brain damaged already...but it's just mean to shoot mentally disabled people

Della said...

Front hugs before marriage = evil that makes baby Jesus cry?

Gunshots and sirens = good things, almost like a lullaby to soothe Him to sleep?

I dunno, really! But then it does seem to be in America and there's a lot of gun crime there by the seem of things.

Maybe it was the police and they thought the "rappers" were too far gone for tasers to work?

Kezza said...

that really disturbed me! talk about obsessed with sex and reading into innocent hugs!!! gosh!

Perseus said...

I cried.

Della said...

Kez - Totally! Wonder if they're the kind of people who wouldn't let their kids watch Disney movies, just in case it was true that SEX was spelled out in dust or whatever in The Lion King ;)

Pers - Oddly enough, I had thought of you when I saw this (along the lines of, "Perseus would have a field day with this!").

Kezza said...

ha ha yeh probably. sex is evil and anything even hinting at it is squashed. I know some people like that. it's a bit scary. I've seen the light tho, lol!

Perseus said...

But even on a side hug, the penis can still press, and you're more inclined to take in the waist, or, the boobs will be actually across your forearms / arms as opposed to your chest. It's as intimate as a front hug! Just, to the side.

I blame Guy Sebastian.

Della said...

I blame Australian Idol for inflicting us with Guy Sebastian...

Brr.

Maybe for the next convention the Christian side hug guys have, they could rap about Christian non hugs. And macing anyone who tries to get into your personal space before marriage? ;)