Tuesday, December 02, 2008

“Once upon a time, there lived a little boy called Nerdloaf. He lived with his grandparents on an alfalfa plantation, as many years ago, his parents had been killed in a tragic Nads hairwand removal accident. But he was happy in spite of the tragedy that had marred his first days on earth. Every morning, he would rise early to tend to the alfalfa, and as he did, he would dream of living a life where he did basically the same thing as he did then. One day, he hoped, he would become the best alfalfa-growing farmer in the valley. But little did he know, this was not to be...”

- Part of a story I've started writing for Clare about Nerdloaf. May just turn it into "The Adventures of Nerdloaf: The Alfalfa-loving Boy."

5 comments:

clarebear said...

NERDLOAF!!! YAYAYAYAYAY!!!

Della said...

:D

I feel somewhat obliged to write more of it. But what should he be instead of an alfalfa farmer? Hmm...

kris said...

i think he should become a nerfherder. as in, a herder of nerfs:)

Della said...

Interesting idea, Kris. And far more publishable-on-a-blog-such-as-this than the original title. Which may just have involved the word "gigolo" instead of "boy."

*ahem*

kris said...

trivia: nerfherder is the name of the band who play the opening credits of buffy.

(sorry clair, i associate buffy with your name)