At least until next season...You wouldn't think there could be much wrong with something like Top 100 Shoes.
Well, unless you don't like shoes, or you're a guy sans footfetish or heels aren't your thing or whatever, in which case you might rather spend the morning poking yourself with a spork than cast your eyes over said 100 shoes.
I like shoes, thus it piqued my interest. After all, I have more than 55 pairs of shoes currently (some of which really should go to the Salvos/St Vinnies). Shoes can be works of art. 100 shoes brings the possibilities of many beautiful things.
But this goes down in the "How Wrong I Was" category. I have now been witness to some of the ugliest shoes I have EVER seen, thanks to that Top 100.
Shoes that look like they would be more at home in a Dali painting, expressing his frustration about impotency and sexual disfunction. Shoes that combine elements of this, that and the other, none of which belong together. Shoes in colours I shudder at. Shoes that brought on the spontaneous urge to vomit. Shoes half-mummified. Shoes that would make Elton John go, "Oh, I say, a bit over the top...". Shoes that were flat-out revolting.
Although there were one or two (or three) cute exceptions, and a few good for curiousity's sake. And one exception to that colour thing.
But so much wrongness! Gah!
My eyes feel so violated!
8 comments:
Made me chuckle!
I, alas, am one of those people who would rather poke themselves with a "spork". (Is that a cross between a fork and a spoon?)
Glad it gave someone a giggle :)
And yes, that's just what a spork is. They're rather handy but seem to have disappeared from stores lately. Tragedy! *lol*
I would be delighted to see a photograph of said underestimated article if you have one! :)
Ah, a challenge! *lol* I'll see if I can find one and post a pic.
made it to shoe # 7 before and violent feelings sprang up. which is amazing.
who even decides these things?!?!?! because i think its about time they gave the job to me.
Love sporks btw.
I really don't know. Whoever they are, they appear to have the brains of a chimpanzee on illicit drugs. I saw some of them in Vogue recently, too. Unpleasant!
I do like that curiosity one with bubbly glass... Looks like something worth wearing to a dinner party at an aquarium.
Hmm, good point Brandon! Actually it kind of made me think of the shoes that had goldfish in them years ago...
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