Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Random joke of the week

This has amused me far too much this week:

Two bandidos were in the desert, running from the law for five days. Suffering from severe dehydration, exhaustion and delirium as they stumbled across what looked like salvation. Dragging their limp bodies through a narrow gorge, they see a bush growing up ahead with what appears to be meat hanging from it - bacon, chops, pork belly.

The temptation is overwhelming.

Jose turns to Miguel and says, "Eeezzz too much... I have to geet some fooooood!" With a single motion, he is up and running towards the bounty. But before Miguel can muster the strength to follow, Jose is cut down in a hail of gunfire.

Turning to his friend in despair, Jose uses his final breaths to say, "Stay back, Miguel! Eeezz a hambush!"

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh dear. That is bad.

Dominique said...

hehe...

Della said...

It's not that bad ;)