A takeaway owner said she was petitioning the Easter Bunny to bring alcohol instead of chocolate. I said, "Wouldn't ask that if I were you!" She asked why and I said, "Well, we all know the easter bunny lays the chocolate eggs, where do you think the alcohol will come from?" She didn't laugh... I did. I'm still laughing!
*lol* That's classic. And disturbing at the same time (the best kind of classic).
The question that arises is how the bunny would get that in a bottle? And avoids getting fur in it..? Obviously putting too much thought into that all.
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hehehehhehehehe oh you have me laughing tonight. you made my monday better. <3
I'm glad I could help. Mondays need more entertainment. Although Run Fatboy Run was also rather hilarious.
What mondays really need are vampires.
Or more chocolate.
chocolate vampires... yum.
Far more interesting than chocolate bunnies. Unless it's chocolate bunny vampires.
I love the fact that the fineprint says "Smoking solutions and alfresco furniture"
It's always the fineprint... ;)
Although I do hope the rest of their "alfresco furniture" is less pole-like.
A takeaway owner said she was petitioning the Easter Bunny to bring alcohol instead of chocolate. I said, "Wouldn't ask that if I were you!" She asked why and I said, "Well, we all know the easter bunny lays the chocolate eggs, where do you think the alcohol will come from?" She didn't laugh... I did. I'm still laughing!
*lol* That's classic. And disturbing at the same time (the best kind of classic).
The question that arises is how the bunny would get that in a bottle? And avoids getting fur in it..? Obviously putting too much thought into that all.
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