Once a knight, always a knight. Twice a knight and you're doing alright!

I bought another DVD of The Goodies on the weekend.

I'm pretty sure that the neighbours have been wondering what the heck is making me laugh so loud... But it's so good! And I really, really, really hope that all 74 episodes make it out on DVD at some point.

*insert begging, pleading, offers of chocolate to whoever it may be who makes these sort of decisions about putting The Goodies on DVD*

While I wait for that, here's some random quotes:

Major Cheeseburger (upon hearing that the Goodies ate the "tomato soup"): "Well I'll be hornswaggled!"
Graeme (firmly): "Your personal life is no concern of ours!"

Tim (in a mad panic upon finding out that the end of the world is nigh): "Where are my shiny shoes?! I want to die with my shiny shoes on! I'm a teapot! I'm a teapot ...!"

Graeme (to Tim, who is being menaced): "It's the giant bagpipes spider. It's deadly! Keep absolutely still. One bite from that and you dance the Highland Fling until you drop dead!"

Graeme: "To Tim, I leave my set of clubs."
Tim: "Oh great! Now I can get my own seal-skin hat!!"

Graeme (suspiciously): "Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Are you sure you're virgins?"
Tim & Bill (dressed as virgins in white robes and wigs): "Yes, sir."
Graeme: (looking at Bill) "But she's got a beard!"
Tim: "That's why she's a virgin!"
Graeme: "Fair enough!"