Monday, December 05, 2005

Hope springs eternal

Wow, when I saw this news thing on the Sydney Morning Herald site with the line of "Secret Service agents catch a White House intruder" I thought that they'd FINALLY wised up to George Dubyah Bush!

Dangnammit.

It was just some seemingly differently-sane person...

Oh wait, that still sounds like George Dubyah...

I mean it wasn't the President who was caught by the Secret Service agent people who seemed to be surprisingly relaxed about the whole issue, seeing as they didn't do the American thing that's done in Iraq of shooting so many holes in the person that they'd whistle when they walked (not that they could because they'd be kind of dead, but you get what I mean).

Hmm!

But I love the new honesty that the Americans are going with for their new plans for a successful withdrawal from Iraq.

It's their "oil spot strategy."

Surprisingly enough, I think there are a lot of people who would have called it that long before this moment in time, but perhaps with a different emphasis.

Perhaps they should just call it "We Know The Iraqis Will Be Glad To See The Back Of Us Seeing As They Didn't Seem To Want Us Here In The First Place So Let's Try To Gather Together Any Remaining Dignity That We Can Find And Try Not To Make It Look Like We've Already Gone Down Past Plan Z."

Heh... at least we know now that WMD stands for Where's My Dignity.

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