Merry Chrastmas! (those who've seen www.engrish.com will know what I mean)

Finally starting on doing Christmas cards and I realised that I don't know most of my friend's addresses!

Since the beginning of this year, most have moved or left uni or whatever. Some have even moved overseas and we'd just been doing the keep-in-contact-via-email thing. Which is kinda slack! But c'est la vie...

But I'm actually doing a lot of cards this year. And thinking about writing up a totally silly generic Christmas letter to send out with it, like you often get with cards from people... Hmm... It'd be something like:

"Dear X,

Christmas this year is going to be different. Since we found out that Santa sees us when we're sleeping and knows when we're awake, we've thought it was creepy and weird and took out a restraining order against the old bearded bastard.

However, we're looking forward to it anyway!

Little Freddy has done well at school this year, once he recovered from the tragic hydrochloric acid incident early in the first term. The teachers seem to perhaps be giving him sympathy A's, but we think he deserves it.

George ran off with our gardener, Alfred, in September, which proved to be somewhat of a scandal for the people at the local golf club. But as I said to them, they're not the only ones who like to have a stick in their hands from time to time!

Hope things are well with you. Don't forget to send lots of presents and do come along to the dinner party at our house on Christmas eve. There'll be piranahs and other nibblies.

*muah, muah*
Della"