Pulling up at the traffic lights, a motorist is approached by a person with a tin for donations.
He asks what the person is collecting for, and is told, "We're collecting money to free George W Bush! He was captured by insurgents who are threatening to douse him with petrol and set him on fire if $1 million isn't paid in ransom."
"Ohhh," says the motorist. "How much are people giving?"
"Well," says the person with the collecting tin, "they're usually giving around two litres..."
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