Thursday, November 24, 2005

Carols for psychiatric patients

Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?

Multiple Personality Disorder - We Three Queens Disorientated Are

Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas

Narcissistic - Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me!

Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants . . .

Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming To Get Me

Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting On an Open Fire

Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells . . . . .

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