Claire and I were just discussing how Big Brother could be improved or fixed so that it might not be forever banished from the screens.

We came up with the idea of a kinda 1984-style BB.

In this, the housemates will be under constant surveillance (duh!) and will have to try to formulate a revolutionary plan to overthrow and take control of the BB compound without being foiled by BB. They will have to wear boring clothes all the time and watch the 1984esque Apple Mac ads from the early '80s.

Jamie from this series of BB will be shocked every time he says "like." Failing the revolutionary task will see them sent to Villawood Detention Centre. Or locked in the punishment room indefinitely with elevator music playing as a backing track for the listening pleasure of parliamentary question time.

Anyone else got any ideas? :D