Bernard: Gerald's a food writer. He had a big hit with that thing, you know, "Basic Meals For The Ultra Rich". And Sarah's an interior designer. She's on the program, you know... "Pet Surprise".
Manny: "Pet Surprise"? What's that?
Bernard: Oh you know the thing, they take the dog out for a walk, it thinks it's a normal walk, but when they come back, the kennel has a patio and french doors.
Manny: Yeah, yeah, and they take the blindfold off...
Bernard: Yeah and he's like "Oh my god," you know. And there were a few other people there. You know, the sort of people who can talk about salad for five hours.

Black Books, The Blackout, series 1, episode 4.