Try not to think of the former Russian president, Boris Yeltzin, nude, in the snow and dancing around singing In the Navy whilst giving you lascivious glances...I bet you just saw that in your mind's eye now, didn't you? And now you won't be able to get that Russian hunka-hunka burnin' love out of your mind until something else comes along!
Now think of happy things. Yes, happy things, like puppies, kittens, lovely flowers, tall mountains, magestic sunsets and no Boris involved in any of them! No vodka-sozzled Boris, falling down in the snow and telling you that it's time to make lovely snow angels...
*smirks*
And no, I'm not high at the moment to write this, if you're wondering :-p It's like Salvador Dali said: "I am not on drugs. I am drugs!"
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