I have to wonder what Delta is wearing in this photo.It looks like some variety of outfit for an Edwardian-era pirate vampyric hooker with a seat-belt fetish.
And the shoulder ruffles? Please, someone explain the shoulder ruffles to me? Are they meant to distract the viewer from the rest of the outfit? Are they a throw-back to childhood days of inexplicable ruffling on clothing? Are they actually small wings??
And why the dress is so saggy around the bust area? It makes the young and presumably perky Delts look like her bust is attempting to hide under her arms at waist level!
Please, why can't women who have lovely figures like Delta dress properly?!
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All beautiful figured women, once they've reached superstardom, *must* IMMEDIATELY convert to a little known religion called, "OHMYGODWHATAMIWEARING". The religion requires that, as an act of worship, all members must don the clothing of a cosmic accident.
This religion is, of course, very fullfilling...as least for those who want to stare at the empty space between women's breasts.
Ohhh, it all makes sense now!
And that empty space can be used for advertising, I suppose. Gosh, why haven't marketing types thought about this before?!
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