I decided to try my hand at real estate agent language with a colleague's office that's for sale...Thus, I present to you... *trumpet fanfare*
The Box Office
This spacious, mobile office made of all-natural materials will delight you with its many innovations and features. With simplicity and sleek design as the driving forces in its construction, you cannot fail to be impressed by its style and modernity, even though it contains a lot of old-world charm. It has many stunning views from its tastefully-designed windows and two entrances, one of which is complete with modern expressive artwork. With built-in CSDH,* DDH,** and 2 x TDH,*** it cannot fail to excite a buyer who is looking for an office that has everything. Enquire today!
*Club sandwich delivery hole
**Divine delivery hole
***Toast delivery hole
4 comments:
how much is it? maybe you should put it on e-bay and see what people will bid on it lol
*lol* We've put on a price range from $5 - $19,990, and we're thinking of doing the eBay thing :-D Wonder what'll happen with the good old box office?? Hmm...
miss della since u got access to a nice digital cam at work how about a nice pic of you :P
That would ruin the semi-secret identity thing, though! :-p
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