I won two courtesy awards from Rotary or whatever it was when I was younger (which was quite impressive, but then I had my fair share of Student of the Week awards and they never suspected a thing! *muahahaha* *ahem* Actually, I was angellic when I was lil' :).
Anyways...
In spite of that, there are just some days when I want to say, 'Oh, go get a duck up you!' to people in general. And some people in particular. No, those in particular I would actually like to hit with beech rods at random intervals. Or have someone else do it whilst I sit back and have a virgin margarita and a good foot massage.
Still, I probably won't say the duck thing or enforce the beech rods bit because I'm nice :-p
And stop that snickering, I am nice! *lol*
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your f*cking a duck comment reminds me of a joke....
So share it!
you don't remember it?
the one where the lawyer is talking to a witness...
Lawyer: Where were you at 7:00 on the morning of August the 3rd?
Witness: i was walking from the barn to the house.
Lawyer: Did you walk past the lake?
Witness: Yes i did.
Lawyer: Did you see anything unusual?
Witness: yes i did.
Lawyer: what did you see?
Witness: i saw the defendant Mr. X by the lake.
Lawyer: and what was Mr. X doing?
Witness: he had his (whispers) thing...
Lawyer: "thing"?
Witness: you know, his (whispers even quieter) penis...inside a duck.
Lawyer: did you say anything to mr. X?
witness: yes i did.
Lawyer: what did you say?
Witness: i said, "Goodmorning Mr. X!"
*LMFAO*
*ahem*
Now I remember it, and I remember that night of utter hilarity at uni talking about that and all manner of other perversions *sigh*
That was one freaking funny night :D
hehehe
that was a great nite...fully of humour, orgies, and fun....er...i mean, humour, orange juice, and fun...us sevie girls don't even know what an orgie is....isn't that right, del?
*flutters eyelashes*
What's an orgy?
*fluttering eyelashes, as well*
I dont' know!
Well... we're just ignorant innocent little girls after all! ;) *LOL*
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