Wednesday, July 20, 2005

Journalistic Definitions

Feisty: Short, old female
Informed source: Reads the newspaper
Beloved: Someone who's been around so long no one can stand them any more (eg: Bert Newton)
Self-styled: Phony
Family Values: right wing idiot
Progressive: left wing idiot
Modest, well-kept home: at least the cockroaches are dead
Exclusive: We were the only ones who returned the PR flack's calls
Socialite: unemployed woman who lives in Toorak
Heiress: as above, but able to hire a pricey divorce lawyer

There are heaps more definitions, all of them totally wonderful. Just visit Crikey!

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